Winter Big Turkey Bowling at Imperial Tuesday 7pm

Katie Foote had the happy feet Tuesday night. Although her scores were average, one must remember that POTW's are judged more on style and creativity, than overall score. In Katie's case, a strike or a spare would be followed by a brief but explosive bout of shouting and hopping up and down in place, then the short victory lap around her area high fiving anyone she could find along the path and then... quiet. Composed, once again. Like a ninja.
Honorable mention to Stephanie Stone's Pinheads, who high fived not only when they bowled, but when the opposing team did as well. Thanks for bringing it, guys.

Great players triumph through adversity. When not enough girls showed up on Ashley Bach's Knock Outs, causing them to forfeit, he put a boombox in their place, turned the Biggie up, and bowled right on through it. Great bowling is like great chess, except with much bigger, heavier, moving pieces; you must always see many moves ahead, and adapt quickly to developing situations. Ashley knew this of course, when he created his dj playlist... on the fly during the game! Magnificent.
Special bonus points for laughing and inadvertently spitting cola on the Bowling Commissioner, and playing Prince's "The Beautiful Ones". In fact, playing any Prince song will likely win you POTW honors. Have you heard Prince's music? He's that good.

So Ryan "Rated R" Brewer wasn't on a championship team last night. In fact, his team didn't win either playoff game and finished fourth. So sue us. It's UNDERDOG Sports Leagues, not Kick-Your-Ass-All-Over-The-Place-and-Gloat-About-It Sports Leagues. What Ryan did do is show up with the two biggest games of his season in the two most important games he had; bowling a 223 in a losing effort in the semis, and then a 181 in the third place match. This ain't no tap, folks, this is all heart. It's safe to say that his average beat everybody last night, champion or otherwise, and you really can't ask for too much more. Except maybe some cookies. Yeah, now if he did all that AND brought cookies... yeah... Oh, tough break Ryan, you'll get em next season.