Spring Big Turkey Bowling at Robin Hood Lanes Mondays 5:45pm

Wecan put James Thurston's bowling scores into numbers for you, but we prefer the more descriptive term "unbeatable" for them. James led his team in a clean sweep of their opponent, looking to establish his team as an early front runner in the league. James' secret is unknown, but it's rumored that he carries a small box full of essence of snake gut with him at all times. What he actually does with it, we're not sure.

Denny Mattison sealed up a victory for his team on Monday night. In fact he basically vacuum packed it. First he sucked the air out of the opposing team, then applied pressure on top of them in order to make sure it was gone. He then closed the lid on them and stored them in his pantry for as long as 3 to 6 weeks, noting that they might make a delicious snack in case of a blackout or an emergency. Denny also bowled quite well.

Erik came out of nowhere Monday night to do battle with one of the league's best. Erik and the Lickity Splits squared off against James and Snakes On A lane. And what a battle it was between these powerhouses of the pine. The Snakes got the better of the match, but the Splits managed to pick up a point due to Erik getting the better of James- by a total of three pins. In fact James and Erik had virtually identical scores (not coincidentally league highs) except for Erik's extra three pins in the first game, giving him totals of 174 and 185. Nice work, Erik.