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Thursday, March 9

POTW: Katherine Taylor-Hurley
POTW: Katherine Taylor-Hurley
Here for Beer
During opening week of the Spring League of Big Turkey Bowling at the lovely Sunset Bowl, Katherine Taylor-Hurley, the captain of Here for Beer, keep her team from a goose-egg with an amazing performance in the second game. With four straight strikes, Katherine seemed to focus her accuracy with every drink of beer she had. Her tally for the night, total score in game two 179, number of free drinks 1, getting player of opening week: priceless.
  6:45 PM
Lanes 1 and 2
  Ball Knockers [4]
vs
  Knock Them All Down [0]
Game Recap
Lanes 3 and 4
  Here for Beer [1]
vs
  Carpe Cervisia [3]
Game Recap
Lanes 5 and 6
  We Wuz Framed - Indy #1 [4]
vs
  Captain Drunkard and the Scurvy Dogs [0]
Game Recap
Lanes 7 and 8
  KEXP Static 1 [3]
vs
  Shut Up And Bowl [1]
Game Recap
Lanes 9 and 10
  TBD [3]
vs
  Big Blue Ballers [1]
Game Recap

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Thursday, March 16

POTW: Joel Brust
POTW: Joel Brust
Shut Up And Bowl
Joel Brust aka "Burnsy" had a strong showing Thursday night. His league high score of 195 in the first game helped keep his team near the top of the ranks. Plus he knows how to work all those new fangled bowling scoring systems. AND he's not afraid to admit one of life's great and sacred truths: real men love Paula Abdul.
Straight up, we'll tell you, Joel, you're Player of The Week.
  6:45 PM
Lanes 1 and 2
  We Wuz Framed - Indy #1 [1]
vs
  Shut Up And Bowl [3]
Game Recap
Lanes 3 and 4
  Knock Them All Down [0]
vs
  Big Blue Ballers [4]
Game Recap
Lanes 5 and 6
  KEXP Static 1 [4]
vs
  TBD [0]
Game Recap
Lanes 7 and 8
  Here for Beer [1]
vs
  Ball Knockers [3]
Game Recap
Lanes 9 and 10
  Captain Drunkard and the Scurvy Dogs [3]
vs
  Carpe Cervisia [1]
Game Recap

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Thursday, March 23

Theme Night - Superhero Night
POTW: Jeremy Becker
POTW: Jeremy Becker
We Wuz Framed - Indy #1
Sometimes Turkeys get hard up. They fall in with the wrong people, head down the wrong path, get into drugs, what have you. You can guess what happens next: Turkey Porn. It was pretty much that way Thursday night as Jeremy Becker aka "Turkey Porn" exploited and abused turkeys all night long. On his way to a 205 capped game (from 212), he was completely single-minded, caring only about "scoring", "getting the turkey", and the curvature of his "balls". Men, ugh. We think he really won POTW because of that perfectly shaved goatee. They say when it comes to Turkey Porn, shaving makes it look bigger. The chin, we mean.
  6:45 PM
Lanes 1 and 2
  TBD [3]
vs
  Carpe Cervisia [1]
Game Recap
Lanes 3 and 4
  Captain Drunkard and the Scurvy Dogs [4]
vs
  Shut Up And Bowl [0]
Game Recap
Lanes 5 and 6
  Here for Beer [3]
vs
  Knock Them All Down [1]
Game Recap
Lanes 7 and 8
  Ball Knockers [4]
vs
  Big Blue Ballers [0]
Game Recap
Lanes 9 and 10
  We Wuz Framed - Indy #1 [0]
vs
  KEXP Static 1 [4]
Game Recap

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Thursday, March 30

POTW: Julie Jordan
POTW: Julie Jordan
Big Blue Ballers
Julie "Cleveland Steamer" Jordan's fun levels shot to an all time high Thursday night, sources say. The fun level was unprecedented, and led local officials to reconsider their views on fun and how it is had. "Julie's fun level was unprecedented," remarked a local official. "We can only hope that she does not continue to have fun at this exponential rate, or else she could literally spin the Earth off of its fun axis, plunging us all into eternal darkness and misery. May god have mercy on our souls." When asked to comment on the epidemic of fun she had unleashed upon the masses, Miss Jordan could not answer, as she was wrapped in an inpenetrable cocoon of her own fun, perhaps never to emerge.

Also, Big Blue Ballers is the dirtiest team. Ever.
  6:45 PM
Lanes 1 and 2
  Here for Beer [1]
vs
  KEXP Static 1 [3]
Game Recap
Lanes 3 and 4
  Captain Drunkard and the Scurvy Dogs [4]
vs
  Knock Them All Down [0]
Game Recap
Lanes 5 and 6
  Ball Knockers [3]
vs
  We Wuz Framed - Indy #1 [1]
Game Recap
Lanes 7 and 8
  TBD [4]
vs
  Shut Up And Bowl [0]
Game Recap
Lanes 9 and 10
  Big Blue Ballers [0]
vs
  Carpe Cervisia [4]
Game Recap

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Thursday, April 6

POTW: Scott
POTW: Scott
KEXP Static 1
How do you spell motivation in a high pressure competitive situation? B-E-E-R. Who knew this better Thursday night than Scott from KEXP 1? Scott stole a page out of the Underdog playbook when he offered his team a round of beers for a frame of consecutive strikes. This kind of brilliant strategy and strong leadership is what makes a team of champions. Of course, it failed miserably. But Scott did win the nice holographic bowling coaster set for his second game turkey. That's gotta count for something, right? Howsabout POTW. Congrats, Scott. We'll see you in the playoffs.
  6:45 PM
Lanes 5 and 6
  Big Blue Ballers [1]
vs
  Captain Drunkard and the Scurvy Dogs [3]
Game Recap
Lanes 7 and 8
  KEXP Static 1 [0]
vs
  Carpe Cervisia [4]
Game Recap
Lanes 9 and 10
  Ball Knockers [4]
vs
  TBD [0]
Game Recap
Lanes 11 and 12
  We Wuz Framed - Indy #1 [4]
vs
  Here for Beer [0]
Game Recap
Lanes 13 and 14
  Knock Them All Down [4]
vs
  Shut Up And Bowl [0]
Game Recap

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Thursday, April 13

PLAYOFFS
4 Teams Advance, All Teams Bowl
Playoff Seeds
[1] Ball Knockers
[2] Captain Drunkard and the Scurvy Dogs
[3] KEXP Static 1
[4] Carpe Cervisia
POTW: Leslie Berry
POTW: Leslie Berry
KEXP Static 1
While Scott carried the weight for the guys, it was Leslie who did the heavy lifting for the ladies. Leslie's 134 in the championship round were the difference in KEXP's title win.
  6:45 PM
Lanes 5 and 6
  Ball Knockers [1]
vs
  KEXP Static 1 [3]
Game Recap
Lanes 7 and 8
  Captain Drunkard and the Scurvy Dogs [1]
vs
  Carpe Cervisia [3]
Game Recap
Lanes 9 and 10
  TBD [4]
vs
  We Wuz Framed - Indy #1 [0]
Game Recap
Lanes 11 and 12
  Big Blue Ballers [4]
vs
  Here for Beer [0]
Game Recap
Lanes 13 and 14
  Knock Them All Down [4]
vs
  Shut Up And Bowl [0]
Game Recap

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)