Bowling Schedule

Spring Big Turkey Bowling at Sunset Monday 7pm

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Monday, March 13

Byes
My Finger's Stuck, The Deadly Viper Assassination Squad
POTW: Darren Allender
POTW: Darren Allender
Dr. Sanchez and the Roughriders
After losing in game 1 of their first ever Big Turkey matchup, Darren stepped up his game a notch. Darren's 175 in game #2 was a clean game until the 9th frame, unfortunately he lacked the consistency that the Big Turkey likes when giving out free Red Hooks. Darren alternated strikes and spares the whole game. So in the place of a free drink, Darren gets Player of the Week.
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Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Monday, March 20

POTW: Paul Ng
POTW: Paul Ng
PinPals
Paul Ng, wherefore dost thou bowling game kicketh such ass? We hath waited so many fortnights to witness the game such as thine. Friend and foe alike fell Monday night under the mighty weight of thy balls. They sheathed their swords and rapiers in rapid succession, as they had not the fortitude to withstand thy games of 205 (capped from 221) and 173. For whom doth our POTW honors resound? For thee, Paul. Only for thee.
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Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Monday, March 27

Theme Night - Superhero Night
POTW: Tiffany Louis
POTW: Tiffany Louis
My Finger's Stuck
Dedication is the name of the game, folks. The road to the Underdog Championship is long and grueling; six weeks of sheer terror and gut-wrenching agony, and only the fittest survive. Well, not really, but teams like Tiffany "Sassy" Louis' My Finger's Stuck set a high bar. These guys are the first back on the lanes when the league ends, honing their craft, practicing their trash talk, bringing their energy fields into sacred allignment. They even bowl the Saturday morning early shift to get that competitive edge. Tiffany runs a tight- but fun- ship, and has promised to dazzle us sometime around week 4 or 5, when the entire team will transform into one giant Voltron like entity. Congrats, Tiffany. We'll be waiting.
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Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Monday, April 3

POTW: Tim Taylor
POTW: Tim Taylor
KEXP Static 3
Tim Taylor bowls like the wind. He rustles the leaves of fate before moving coolly through the atmosphere. In fact, Tim has never actually hit a bowling pin with any ball he has rolled; they all just seem to get out of the way when they hear that ominous thunder brewing. In fact, Tim is less like an element of nature, and more like a force of nature; a catastrophic one. Like this new thundersnow they're talking about. Yeah. With a tsunami on top of it. Yeah. Tim "ThunamiSnow" Taylor. Who's gonna $%*# with a guy with a name like that?
  7:00 PM
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Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Monday, April 10

POTW: Kristin Olson
POTW: Kristin Olson
Gutterballs
Kristin Olson demolished her personal best and the competition Monday night, earning her some fine POTW honors. She was in the zone. She was on fire. She was in a zone that had caught on fire and the only way she could try to put it out was to keep bowling consecutive strikes and spares, but the fire just kept spreading and spreading until it had completely consumed her and the zone so that she became Firey Zone Bowling Mistress of Infinity.
Anyway, congrats Kristin and congrats Gutterballs on making the playoffs.
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Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Monday, April 17

PLAYOFFS
4 Teams Advance, All Teams Bowl
Playoff Seeds
[1] PinPals
[2] Gutterballs
[3] Dr. Sanchez and the Roughriders
[4] My Finger's Stuck
POTW: Brian Jorgenson
POTW: Brian Jorgenson
Gutterballs
With two team leading games of 158, Brian Jorgenson was able to put Gutterballs in a position to take the championship. It was the first championship for Gutterballs and likely not the last with guys like Brian leading the way.
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Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)