Fall Big Turkey Bowling at Sunset Wednesdays 9pm

Who is this Paul Rose that people speak of? They say he once saved a burning schoolbus full of handicapped and deaf children from going off a cliff on Mother's day- with his bare hands! They say he drinks blood; that he can't be killed. They say he invented the internets. Well, we can't speak to any of these rumours, but Paul did manage to get six consecutive strikes on opening night of BTB Wednesday at Sunset. He capped out at 205 with an actual score of 234. Gotta count for something, right? Sure, howsabout POTW honors, Paul? Now stop drinking that blood.

A few people have asked how we determine the POTWs. Indeed, our system works somwhat like the BCS standings in college football. First we coallate all the players in a particular league and hand paint their portrait and personal info on a lottery ball. Then we have several hundred chimpanzees pedalling on exercise bikes which control fans which blow the balls to the top of a large glass bowl. Then, the evening's bowling supervisor meets with star magician David Blaine and Blaine takes a psychic imprint of the supervisor's experiences with the players that evening, and then meditates on this imprint while selecting a ball from the glass bowl. Then we pick the ball next to the one Blaine chose and that's our POTW. This week, it was Jordan Urnovitz with games of 234 (capped at 205), and 193. So it all works out.

A few people have asked how we determine the POTWs. Indeed, our system works somwhat like the BCS standings in college football. First we coallate all the players in a particular league and hand paint their portrait and personal info on a lottery ball. Then we have several hundred chimpanzees pedalling on exercise bikes which control fans which blow the balls to the top of a large glass bowl. Then, the evening's bowling supervisor meets with star magician David Blaine and Blaine takes a psychic imprint of the supervisor's experiences with the players that evening, and then meditates on this imprint while selecting a ball from the glass bowl. Then we pick the ball next to the one Blaine chose and that's our POTW. This week, it was Jordan Urnovitz with games of 234 (capped at 205), and 193. So it all works out.

Hunter picked up his team big time in the 2nd game, after bowling a first game 125, Hunter almost single-handedly raised his team's total over 100 pins in the 2nd game by scoring a match high 201.