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Wednesday, October 4 |
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9:00 PM | Lanes 7 and 8 |
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Huge Racks & Big Balls
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Win 3 - 1 |
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Wednesday, October 11 |
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9:00 PM | Lanes 5 and 6 |
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Home
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Bowler's Anonymous
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Loss 1 - 3 |
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Wednesday, October 18 |
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9:00 PM | Lanes 23 and 24 |
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Home
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100 Hour Nap
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Win 4 - 0 |
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Wednesday, October 25 |
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9:00 PM | Lanes 17 and 18 |
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Visitor
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Natural Disasters
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Win 4 - 0 |
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Wednesday, November 1 |
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9:00 PM | Lanes 21 and 22 |
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Home
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AA is for Quitters
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Win 4 - 0 |
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Wednesday, November 8 |
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PLAYOFFS
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9:00 PM | Lanes 25 and 26 |
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Visitor
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Lucky Strikes
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Win 3 - 1 |
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In a night where the pressure was on, Hot Open-faced Turkey Sandwich responded with two of their best games of the season. In their first game, they faced the only team who had beaten them during the regular season (Bowlers Anonymous), and put together a huge performance. Then in the finals, they rolled to victory Lucky Strikes.
Without a doubt, Bill Patterson is our Big Turkey Bowling Player of the Week. Bill rolled a 202 and a 244 (205) in two games, leading his team to the championship. Big ups from the Big Turkey to Bill.
In a stunning display of bowling prowess, Bill Patterson of Hot Open-faced Turkey Sandwich bowled a league high 268 in the first game of the night. Bill rocked out 8 straight strikes, only missing the first and last frame for a perfect game. While the results of his performance enhancing substance test have yet to come back, he still deserves the player of the week, even though a Sandwich bowler has received player of the week honors two weeks running. In a press conference after being awarded the honor, Bill and his teammates guaranteed a third straight week of POW honors. Gutsy guys, very gutsy.
A few people have asked how we determine the POTWs. Indeed, our system works somwhat like the BCS standings in college football. First we coallate all the players in a particular league and hand paint their portrait and personal info on a lottery ball. Then we have several hundred chimpanzees pedalling on exercise bikes which control fans which blow the balls to the top of a large glass bowl. Then, the evening's bowling supervisor meets with star magician David Blaine and Blaine takes a psychic imprint of the supervisor's experiences with the players that evening, and then meditates on this imprint while selecting a ball from the glass bowl. Then we pick the ball next to the one Blaine chose and that's our POTW. This week, it was Jordan Urnovitz with games of 234 (capped at 205), and 193. So it all works out.
A few people have asked how we determine the POTWs. Indeed, our system works somwhat like the BCS standings in college football. First we coallate all the players in a particular league and hand paint their portrait and personal info on a lottery ball. Then we have several hundred chimpanzees pedalling on exercise bikes which control fans which blow the balls to the top of a large glass bowl. Then, the evening's bowling supervisor meets with star magician David Blaine and Blaine takes a psychic imprint of the supervisor's experiences with the players that evening, and then meditates on this imprint while selecting a ball from the glass bowl. Then we pick the ball next to the one Blaine chose and that's our POTW. This week, it was Jordan Urnovitz with games of 234 (capped at 205), and 193. So it all works out.
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