Spring Big Turkey Bowling at Imperial Lanes Tuesdays 7pm

So if you make it to the big time- when you're the elite in your field- you only need one name and people will know you: Prince, Madonna, Yao, Lebron- the list goes on. But when you achieve ultimate status, you drop all names completely and just go straight to numbers. Enter the most eliterest- the man known simply as "Six" from the Bowling Azzholes. Six and the Azzholes took a season off in Winter, but if you think they were sitting on their duffs the whole time, think again. Six proved the Azzholes are poised to make another run at the BTB crown, throwing down two redonkulous capped games of 231 and 227. If he does any better, we'll have to count him as two bowlers... and he'll have to change his name to some kind of punctuation mark.

Being the third male on a team that includes BTB greats BJ Ong and Barry Nishimura, Jordan Siemens doesn't always make it to the POTW column... or even to the final scorecard. A performance like Jordan's on Tuesday night illustrates why the 3F ballers are two time defending champs, working for their the 3- peat. On any given night, any one of their bowlers can be POTW. Jordan threw down games of 202 and 201 in a clean sweep of a tough opponent. When asked for comment after the game, Jordan remarked "Yeah, sure- the three-peat would be nice, but it's only a third of the way towards our nine-peat."

Congrats, Mike, on being this week's player of the week! You led your team in scoring both games to help your team capture all 4 points. After bowling a 165 in Game 1, you flirted with the Mendoza Line and bowled a 204 in the second game.

Despite bowling 8 strikes and picking up 9 spares, you couldn't manage to win any tickets off me! But, you did lead your team to victory and pick up the "W"...er, make that the "POTW"